Have you ever herped so hard, you derped?
  • The US Government:

    We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of

  • The US Government:

    If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day

  • The US Government:

    And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem

  • The US Government:

    In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free

  • The US Government:

    If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education

  • The US Government:

    Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people

  • The US Government:

    And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job

  • The US Government:

    The parent who is working 16 hours a day

Reblogged from magog-on-the-march  30 notes

One of the things we find ourselves being asked on a regular basis is “will New ‘n’ Tasty be as difficult as Abe’s Oddysee?”. Fans of the 1997 original understandably want a tough challenge with the new game, but we’ve had to ensure that everyone who ended up smashing their controllers before they even left RuptureFarms doesn’t do exactly the same again with New ‘n’ Tasty.
In truth, Oddysee was a tough game – a really tough one. Some gamers took it as a rite of passage, and some decided it was a write-off, but in New ‘n’ Tasty we wanted to cater for everyone. Yep, Abe’s new adventure comes with three such difficulty levels, aptly named Easy, Normal and Hard. (x)

One of the things we find ourselves being asked on a regular basis is “will New ‘n’ Tasty be as difficult as Abe’s Oddysee?”. Fans of the 1997 original understandably want a tough challenge with the new game, but we’ve had to ensure that everyone who ended up smashing their controllers before they even left RuptureFarms doesn’t do exactly the same again with New ‘n’ Tasty.

In truth, Oddysee was a tough game – a really tough one. Some gamers took it as a rite of passage, and some decided it was a write-off, but in New ‘n’ Tasty we wanted to cater for everyone. Yep, Abe’s new adventure comes with three such difficulty levels, aptly named Easy, Normal and Hard. (x)